Nothin' But A G Thing
This week's happenings:
* I was sexually her-assed at the bus stop by a teenaged midget with a ZZ Top beard. Who says all the good ones are taken ?
* Andy Andy Andy will now be referred to as Triple A for the sake of brevity, as in "On Tuesday, Triple A arrived at school with his right ear barely hanging on by a tiny piece of skin, and no one knows why."
* On Thursday, Triple A beat himself on the head with a morocca (I have no idea how to spell it- if you're not sure what I'm talking about, here's a hint: Carmen Miranda was fond of shaking her pair of these- no, not those ! The other pair !).
* On Friday, The Irritable Texan lobbed a tennis ball to G and nailed him in the genitals. Fortunately, G's adult diaper absorbed most of the shock, but he was still unnerved by the experience and tore TIT's autographed picture of George W. Bush off of the bulletin board in retaliation.
* Our yard sale was the best ever ! Two firetrucks, an ambulance, and a squad car full of attractive officers swarmed over after our neighbor got rear-ended, and Doormat managed to fob many of her questionable wares off on unsuspecting community helpers. Tammy flashed her hooters at one of the cops every chance she got, but he refused to cuff her and all she got for her efforts was a sunburn on her melons.
. * Shannon's birthday was this week- she's 28 again ! You look fabulous, dahling !
* I was sexually her-assed at the bus stop by a teenaged midget with a ZZ Top beard. Who says all the good ones are taken ?
* Andy Andy Andy will now be referred to as Triple A for the sake of brevity, as in "On Tuesday, Triple A arrived at school with his right ear barely hanging on by a tiny piece of skin, and no one knows why."
* On Thursday, Triple A beat himself on the head with a morocca (I have no idea how to spell it- if you're not sure what I'm talking about, here's a hint: Carmen Miranda was fond of shaking her pair of these- no, not those ! The other pair !).
* On Friday, The Irritable Texan lobbed a tennis ball to G and nailed him in the genitals. Fortunately, G's adult diaper absorbed most of the shock, but he was still unnerved by the experience and tore TIT's autographed picture of George W. Bush off of the bulletin board in retaliation.
* Our yard sale was the best ever ! Two firetrucks, an ambulance, and a squad car full of attractive officers swarmed over after our neighbor got rear-ended, and Doormat managed to fob many of her questionable wares off on unsuspecting community helpers. Tammy flashed her hooters at one of the cops every chance she got, but he refused to cuff her and all she got for her efforts was a sunburn on her melons.
. * Shannon's birthday was this week- she's 28 again ! You look fabulous, dahling !
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