No News Is Good News, But My News Is Better

No news is usually good news at Scumrise, but here's a little blood I squeezed from this week's stone...
PARTY ON, DUDES !
Johan's birthday party was a blast, especially for uninvited gate-crashers such as Twatkins and P.J., who magically appeared when the food was dished out. P.J., always stingy with his own party favors, made sure to take 2 of everything.
Personally, the highlight of the party for me was when Giode attempted to help Johan break the pinata, and instead knocked himself in the head with the stick. The highlight of the party for Oliver was overhearing Lanie debating with me over the merits of length vs. girth. Oliver declined to state his own preference.

SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN
Songs overheard in Scumrise today:
- Rafa singing "Hit Me Two Times" to the tune of "Love Me Two Times"
- Mommy revamping The Beatles' "Tax Man" into "Trash Man" as she evaded the Hefty bag that Trojan was swinging at her.

LET'S GO TO THE INSTANT REPLAY
Just because he could, Mitchell tackled Zee, everyone's favorite TOR, and kept him pinned to the ground until help arrived. Go, Gators !

CONTROL, ALT, DELETE
Melinda scanned Ivan's IEP document several minutes for spelling and grammatical errors, then promptly deleted it.

HURRAY ! HURRAY ! IT'S DENIM DAY TODAY !
Sheri celebrated by splashing red food coloring all over the crotch my jeans. Hurray !

It's the weekend already ! Hurray !