Fear Of A Sunrise Planet
Was this the longest Friday ever, or what ?!
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE
It involved Bifftovo kissing Centennia passionately, sucking all the color out of her until she turned into a honkey-ass cracker. Fortunately, I was spared having to witness any more of Centennia's demise- I hopped on a bus driven by Charo, Our Lord and Savior. Typical of most pot smokers, Charo had no idea what direction he was driving in and missed my stop. Then Igor appeared to do an intake for some Asian family and forced the kid to climb up a ladder that turned into an escalator, while Snot gave me an Indian burn in the library.
Remind me not to eat any more Fruity Pebbles before bed...
AS IF THE INDIAN BURN WASN'T ENOUGH
With way too much free time on his hands, Snot spent the week:
- Accusing me (still) of turning him into H.R. Actually, Luka beat me to it.
- Whining to an unsympathetic Bald about not being able to play his PSP during instructional time. Upon hearing of Snot's torment, Juicie observed:"Life's pretty tough sometimes".
- Waiting for me to get near the door, then letting it go so it would slam in my face. Merely annoying, right ? I might have blown it off easier had Centennia not also been coming through the door with me. What a fucker.
- Stalking Yarnell and trying to cozy up to him with "hey, buddy", which resulted in Yarnell hauling ass whenever The Evil One approached. Latoya told me she gave Yarnell some Fritos each time to reward him for running away.
- Falling off the painkiller wagon.
- Claiming that I spend all my time talking smack about him. You bet I will now...bwahahaha !
WITNESSED THIS WEEK :
- Mutt commenting on Ronnie's distinctive walk with the words "penguin-ass".
- Deva suggesting that Dan could someday have a relationship if he bought a strap-on.
- Crust answering "Here I come !" everytime Cheeser called for Elvin.
- Cheeser speculating as to whether Lanie was born bi-polar or if it developed later as an allergic reaction to her leaking implants.
- Roberta sending Bifftovo out of the classroom whenever she had to be there- "I just can't look at his teeth," she told me (extra funny- Biff walked past her as she was saying it to me).
- Bruce Lee effortlessly sinking one through the net after 4 staff dudes missed their shots.
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Desperate to get to Happy Hour before all the chicken wings were gone, Zeke climbed onto Igor's desk and attempted to insert himself through the 2 inches of doorcrack that Stretch Mark was shouting through. Unfortunately, Stretch was not injured...
I'm off to scarf down some more Fruity Pebbles- tell Zeke hello for me when you get to Happy Hour...
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE
It involved Bifftovo kissing Centennia passionately, sucking all the color out of her until she turned into a honkey-ass cracker. Fortunately, I was spared having to witness any more of Centennia's demise- I hopped on a bus driven by Charo, Our Lord and Savior. Typical of most pot smokers, Charo had no idea what direction he was driving in and missed my stop. Then Igor appeared to do an intake for some Asian family and forced the kid to climb up a ladder that turned into an escalator, while Snot gave me an Indian burn in the library.
Remind me not to eat any more Fruity Pebbles before bed...
AS IF THE INDIAN BURN WASN'T ENOUGH
With way too much free time on his hands, Snot spent the week:
- Accusing me (still) of turning him into H.R. Actually, Luka beat me to it.
- Whining to an unsympathetic Bald about not being able to play his PSP during instructional time. Upon hearing of Snot's torment, Juicie observed:"Life's pretty tough sometimes".
- Waiting for me to get near the door, then letting it go so it would slam in my face. Merely annoying, right ? I might have blown it off easier had Centennia not also been coming through the door with me. What a fucker.
- Stalking Yarnell and trying to cozy up to him with "hey, buddy", which resulted in Yarnell hauling ass whenever The Evil One approached. Latoya told me she gave Yarnell some Fritos each time to reward him for running away.
- Falling off the painkiller wagon.
- Claiming that I spend all my time talking smack about him. You bet I will now...bwahahaha !
WITNESSED THIS WEEK :
- Mutt commenting on Ronnie's distinctive walk with the words "penguin-ass".
- Deva suggesting that Dan could someday have a relationship if he bought a strap-on.
- Crust answering "Here I come !" everytime Cheeser called for Elvin.
- Cheeser speculating as to whether Lanie was born bi-polar or if it developed later as an allergic reaction to her leaking implants.
- Roberta sending Bifftovo out of the classroom whenever she had to be there- "I just can't look at his teeth," she told me (extra funny- Biff walked past her as she was saying it to me).
- Bruce Lee effortlessly sinking one through the net after 4 staff dudes missed their shots.
THE GREAT ESCAPE
Desperate to get to Happy Hour before all the chicken wings were gone, Zeke climbed onto Igor's desk and attempted to insert himself through the 2 inches of doorcrack that Stretch Mark was shouting through. Unfortunately, Stretch was not injured...
I'm off to scarf down some more Fruity Pebbles- tell Zeke hello for me when you get to Happy Hour...
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