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MORE WORDS OF WISDOM
Crust would like you to know the following:
"Tattoo !"
"Happy to you !"
"Skunk a goo goo goo !"
"Penis !"
"That's terrific !" which did not sound terrific; it initially sounded like "Dad can whip it"
"Ningningningningning !"
"She's disgusting !" Both Jessica and I were there- take your pick
"Go go Goddamn !"

MISSING IN ACTION
Bifftovo, evil twin of Biftova. Sniff.

ALL I GET IS PSYCHOTIC REACTION (SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS)
Lanie knows them all, Amy will pick up the chorus, and Yarnell has a solo. At least he didn't eat any dirt or staples for the finale this time.

A REAL TEAM PLAYER
Despite the pain it obviously caused him, Snot thanked me for holding the door open while Marlowe impersonated a Gators lineman and took out an entire row of parents representing Ohio State- Dan's dad called a personal foul after being pitched to the side. Marlowe made the touchdown just after an unsuspecting cab driver nearly ran him over, but deprived us of a victory dance.

THIS WEEK'S SUNRISE HALL OF SHAME AWARD GOES TO...
Igor, who spent all of his CBI money at Q Bargain, including the bus fare needed to get back to school. It's the planning that makes a Rm. 604 outing so special...

Here's hoping you all told all the cab drivers "See you Wednesday"...