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Great moments in Sunrise sports- let's go to the instant replay, shall we ?
ASSUME THE POSITION
For those of you who missed it, and therefore kept down your lunch- Slimeycat spent most of last week bottoms-up on the playground (and in the hallway, the classroom, etc.), airing his diaper rash lesions and unwiped areas. Enterprising staff placed bets on how long it would take Redrum to find and mount him.
HE'S GRATEFUL FOR THE SMALL THINGS
Overheard manic commentary, courtesy of the newly unmedicated Crusher (aka Crust):
"No pants !"
"Ziggidyziggidyziggidy !"
"Spiders !"
something unintelligible
"Turkey ! Oh boy !"
"Thank you, God !"
HOW I SPENT MY VACATION
I spent the first 3 days of it at Pro-Act training, playing Hangman with Babs and Dana while the rest of our Pro-Act class filed their nails (Asa), checked their g-mail (PACE teacher to my right), clipped coupons (Babs, in between Hangman episodes), and made smart-ass remarks (Dana, me) to everything said by Brain and his bend-over buddy, Squirrely. Kudos to our trainers for modeling frustration tolerance and anger management as Body Odor Brain and Squirrely argued with Ray Ray and Ted over the deep philisophical meaning of every question.
On the second day, Ray took even more gratuitous abuse. During role-playing, Dana, portraying a frustrated student, got carried away and shouted "Go ahead and get Ray Ray ! I'm not afraid of that pussy !" Ray just laughed it off, like the pussy he is.
HE'S A GIVER
The best thing about working in Igor's room is his generosity. For instance, every child that's AWOLed this week has been assigned specifically to Igor, but he made sure to share the blame with all of us and modestly refused to keep any for himself. He also shared 3 gratuitous lectures about how "the aides make me look bad". Is that really possible ?
Number of lost kids (this week) assigned to an aide: 0.
Number of Igor's kids missing since Monday: 2.
Knowing he'll never be fired for 6 years of blame-shifting ineptitude, while Staph was terminated for merely disagreeing with Lazi: priceless.
Welcome back to Hell...
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ASSUME THE POSITION
For those of you who missed it, and therefore kept down your lunch- Slimeycat spent most of last week bottoms-up on the playground (and in the hallway, the classroom, etc.), airing his diaper rash lesions and unwiped areas. Enterprising staff placed bets on how long it would take Redrum to find and mount him.
HE'S GRATEFUL FOR THE SMALL THINGS
Overheard manic commentary, courtesy of the newly unmedicated Crusher (aka Crust):
"No pants !"
"Ziggidyziggidyziggidy !"
"Spiders !"
something unintelligible
"Turkey ! Oh boy !"
"Thank you, God !"
HOW I SPENT MY VACATION
I spent the first 3 days of it at Pro-Act training, playing Hangman with Babs and Dana while the rest of our Pro-Act class filed their nails (Asa), checked their g-mail (PACE teacher to my right), clipped coupons (Babs, in between Hangman episodes), and made smart-ass remarks (Dana, me) to everything said by Brain and his bend-over buddy, Squirrely. Kudos to our trainers for modeling frustration tolerance and anger management as Body Odor Brain and Squirrely argued with Ray Ray and Ted over the deep philisophical meaning of every question.
On the second day, Ray took even more gratuitous abuse. During role-playing, Dana, portraying a frustrated student, got carried away and shouted "Go ahead and get Ray Ray ! I'm not afraid of that pussy !" Ray just laughed it off, like the pussy he is.
HE'S A GIVER
The best thing about working in Igor's room is his generosity. For instance, every child that's AWOLed this week has been assigned specifically to Igor, but he made sure to share the blame with all of us and modestly refused to keep any for himself. He also shared 3 gratuitous lectures about how "the aides make me look bad". Is that really possible ?
Number of lost kids (this week) assigned to an aide: 0.
Number of Igor's kids missing since Monday: 2.
Knowing he'll never be fired for 6 years of blame-shifting ineptitude, while Staph was terminated for merely disagreeing with Lazi: priceless.
Welcome back to Hell...
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