Keraoke Top 10

Top 10 Reasons I Don't Like Keraoke:
10. Listening to Alan sing "Midnight Hour" every week at Salsa 2000 gave me permanent frontal lobe damage.
9. Deplorable absence of Marilyn Manson songs in selection folder.
8. Usually not situated close enough to the dart board.
7. Reminds me of American Idol, which reminds me of television, which reminds me that I'd rather be doing something else. Getting dental work, for instance.
8. Two words: country standards.
7. Loudly insists on my undivided attention for way too long and prevents me from having conversations with other grown-ups, just like Richard.
6. Choose the best answer: Kereoke is to real music as :
a) Velveeta is to real cheese
b) Mullets are to real haicuts
c) Barb is to real friendly
d) all of the above
5. Lesbians keep dedicating torch songs to me.
4. Kereoke, keraoke, or kereoki ? Will someone please decide on the spelling already ?!
3. I can hear people singing along with music at home- it's called a CD collection.
2. Seems to last forever and is excruciatingly unpleasant, reminding me of a day at work.
1. I'll never meet Benmont in a Keraoke bar.