People Unclear On The Concept
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY OVERLOOKED HIS ASS-LESS CHAPS...
Snot's crimes this week:
drug dealing- supposedly in the classroom, in front of the kids. Source of said allegation ? That wimpy John guy who quit on Wednesday. Please- everyone knows that Snot does his dealing from the outside restroom.
Even better charge, and my personal favorite- pedophilia. Why ? Because he loaned a kid in his cab a dollar for a soda. I have a hard time believing it- but if she'd said it about Gill...
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT...
Apparently noone told Biftova about the latest minimum days. She was spotted yesterday skulking around the parking lot at 3:30. When Janey asked her if she was still stalking Roberta, she ran over to the bus stop and attempted to look nonchalant.
After hearing about it, Roberta told her she needed a break from the imaginary friendship. Biftova responded by saying "Ok. I'm going Christmas shopping today- what do you want ?"
OO, OO THAT SMELL. WHAT'S THAT SMELL ?
I always knew that Lynyrd Skynyrd CD would come in handy.
Sources of extreme body odor smelt around Sunrise:
1. Squishme- go figure. She eats some weird herbs at home.
2. T Rex- I can't figure her pits out, but trust me, she's ripe.
3. Brain (loosely referred to as "staff"), who is typing away behind me right now and slowly replacing the lab's clean air with his manly stench, which barely rivals his breath as the most revolting thing I've smelled all week. Perhaps I could bottle the diaper smells of Yarnell, Agga, and Emil and sell it to him as a cover-up scent...
IT WILL BE HANDY IF ANYONE NEEDS A WEAPON...
Someone removed the festering mophead from its handle, leaving the denuded pole all alone in the bucket without a replacement head. Theories about its dissappearence range from "Crust hid it" to "Jemmy ate it".
Meanwhile, in a related news item: Angelina gifted room 602 with its very own mop, which she stole from the cleaning supply room especially for Amy. Can you guess why Snot calls Amy "The Urinator" ?
Snot's crimes this week:
drug dealing- supposedly in the classroom, in front of the kids. Source of said allegation ? That wimpy John guy who quit on Wednesday. Please- everyone knows that Snot does his dealing from the outside restroom.
Even better charge, and my personal favorite- pedophilia. Why ? Because he loaned a kid in his cab a dollar for a soda. I have a hard time believing it- but if she'd said it about Gill...
UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT...
Apparently noone told Biftova about the latest minimum days. She was spotted yesterday skulking around the parking lot at 3:30. When Janey asked her if she was still stalking Roberta, she ran over to the bus stop and attempted to look nonchalant.
After hearing about it, Roberta told her she needed a break from the imaginary friendship. Biftova responded by saying "Ok. I'm going Christmas shopping today- what do you want ?"
OO, OO THAT SMELL. WHAT'S THAT SMELL ?
I always knew that Lynyrd Skynyrd CD would come in handy.
Sources of extreme body odor smelt around Sunrise:
1. Squishme- go figure. She eats some weird herbs at home.
2. T Rex- I can't figure her pits out, but trust me, she's ripe.
3. Brain (loosely referred to as "staff"), who is typing away behind me right now and slowly replacing the lab's clean air with his manly stench, which barely rivals his breath as the most revolting thing I've smelled all week. Perhaps I could bottle the diaper smells of Yarnell, Agga, and Emil and sell it to him as a cover-up scent...
IT WILL BE HANDY IF ANYONE NEEDS A WEAPON...
Someone removed the festering mophead from its handle, leaving the denuded pole all alone in the bucket without a replacement head. Theories about its dissappearence range from "Crust hid it" to "Jemmy ate it".
Meanwhile, in a related news item: Angelina gifted room 602 with its very own mop, which she stole from the cleaning supply room especially for Amy. Can you guess why Snot calls Amy "The Urinator" ?
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