It's Christmas Time In The City...
AT HIS AGE, THEY PROBABLY DO...
Oblivious to the snickers of his mutinous staff, Igor tormented everyone with a carol that urged us to "deck the halls with balls of holly". He then continued obliviously on with "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way."
THEY GROW EVERYTHING BIGGER IN TEXAS...
Not happy with being left out of the Fashion Show performance, Ronni the O.T. displayed her G-stringed backside to the entire auditorium after tackling one of the Scumrise Psychos.
Perhaps she was having a flashback to a Co-ed Christmas festival ?
TRUE LOVE NEVER FORGETS...
...but I wish I could forget these couples, spotted on the playground after lunch:
* Redrum and Raymundo- concerned that Ray wouldn't be satisfied with merely humping the picnic table (which P.J. pretended not to see), Red attempted to mount Raymundo several times. * Randall and Brain- John Smith speculated that perhaps they were discussing quantum physics while their students peed on the cement and evaded the amorous Redrum.
* Brain and Binanca- even more disturbing than his flirtation with Randall, and an ongoing cause of concern for at least 3 observant staff members. She's obviously too good for him.
SHE'S GOT 5 ON IT...
I'm referring to the number of sweatshirts Dexie swiped from the staff luncheon- plus the one Angelina gave her today. Special thanks to my bungalo informers for that little tidbit.
ULTIMATE DEATH-MATCH:
Speaking of John Smith, he suggested a locked observation room for the event, containing Cholie, Lanie, Stretch Mark, and myself. Stand safely behind the 2-way mirror and place your bets early !
A SPECIAL HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR ONE PARTICULAR JEOPARDY CONTESTANT...
Perhaps I'm unclear on what passes for modern manners- you made a bone-head mistake and got a co-worker investigated as well- how do you get to be the one walking around acting indignant ? This ace reporter happens to know who the real informer was, and I see you still hang around her office while you affect hurt feelings towards those you put in a bad position with H.R. Remove that big Yule log from your chimney pipe- there's not enough room with your head already stuffed up there. Oh yeah- Merry Christmas.
Same to the rest of you !
Oblivious to the snickers of his mutinous staff, Igor tormented everyone with a carol that urged us to "deck the halls with balls of holly". He then continued obliviously on with "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way."
THEY GROW EVERYTHING BIGGER IN TEXAS...
Not happy with being left out of the Fashion Show performance, Ronni the O.T. displayed her G-stringed backside to the entire auditorium after tackling one of the Scumrise Psychos.
Perhaps she was having a flashback to a Co-ed Christmas festival ?
TRUE LOVE NEVER FORGETS...
...but I wish I could forget these couples, spotted on the playground after lunch:
* Redrum and Raymundo- concerned that Ray wouldn't be satisfied with merely humping the picnic table (which P.J. pretended not to see), Red attempted to mount Raymundo several times. * Randall and Brain- John Smith speculated that perhaps they were discussing quantum physics while their students peed on the cement and evaded the amorous Redrum.
* Brain and Binanca- even more disturbing than his flirtation with Randall, and an ongoing cause of concern for at least 3 observant staff members. She's obviously too good for him.
SHE'S GOT 5 ON IT...
I'm referring to the number of sweatshirts Dexie swiped from the staff luncheon- plus the one Angelina gave her today. Special thanks to my bungalo informers for that little tidbit.
ULTIMATE DEATH-MATCH:
Speaking of John Smith, he suggested a locked observation room for the event, containing Cholie, Lanie, Stretch Mark, and myself. Stand safely behind the 2-way mirror and place your bets early !
A SPECIAL HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR ONE PARTICULAR JEOPARDY CONTESTANT...
Perhaps I'm unclear on what passes for modern manners- you made a bone-head mistake and got a co-worker investigated as well- how do you get to be the one walking around acting indignant ? This ace reporter happens to know who the real informer was, and I see you still hang around her office while you affect hurt feelings towards those you put in a bad position with H.R. Remove that big Yule log from your chimney pipe- there's not enough room with your head already stuffed up there. Oh yeah- Merry Christmas.
Same to the rest of you !
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