Goin' With The Flow...
So much dumb shit, so little time to laugh at it all...
HE WISHED SHE WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER...
During my 20-minute break, I had the pleasure of watching Jemmy consume the following: 2 paperclips, plastic shavings on the chair next to him, various items off the kitchen floor, his own dandruff, and Neverland's jacket. The normally catatonic Nev jumped up and screeched incoherently (as usual) while Jemmy smugly gloated. When T-Rex sidled up next to him, Jemmy pointed at her and asked me "eat ?"
John Smith, bemused by Neverland's unexpected return to consciousness, reminded me that Jermmy broke Plain White Rapper's cell phone in half last week, and then ate it. And who could forget L.L. Fool J's back-to-school blowout, when he ripped open and scarfed down an entire bus seat (no, Jules, I'm not exaggerating for effect) ? Coming soon- the new Jeopardy category "Things Inhaled By Jemmy".
THE WISDOM OF OUR ELDERS...
Me Me, fed up with Yarnell's constant attention to her non-existent breasts, asked esteemed wisewoman Stretch Mark for help. Never actually having worked with Yarnell (or any other kid) did not deter Stretch from advising her that she should smack the kids when they get rowdy. Like that's worked in the last 3 years when Latoya tried it ?
Normally, I'm all for beating children (when psychologically torturing them gets boring), but I'd just like to refresh your memories as to how Stretch Mark practices what she preaches- come view the scars on Snot's arm, left over from Stretch swinging at Todd and making him go Deathmatch on 3 other staff members. Good times...
THANK YOU- I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK AT 6 AND 11...
Flamenco fans missed Jessica's dance recital this morning on the playground. Rafa and Cheezer accompanied her with handclaps as she tripped the light fantastic, did a mean fandango, and jiggled her unrestrained breasteses until one popped up and blackened her eye. Just kidding about that breast- it only left a red mark.
HE WISHED SHE WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER...
During my 20-minute break, I had the pleasure of watching Jemmy consume the following: 2 paperclips, plastic shavings on the chair next to him, various items off the kitchen floor, his own dandruff, and Neverland's jacket. The normally catatonic Nev jumped up and screeched incoherently (as usual) while Jemmy smugly gloated. When T-Rex sidled up next to him, Jemmy pointed at her and asked me "eat ?"
John Smith, bemused by Neverland's unexpected return to consciousness, reminded me that Jermmy broke Plain White Rapper's cell phone in half last week, and then ate it. And who could forget L.L. Fool J's back-to-school blowout, when he ripped open and scarfed down an entire bus seat (no, Jules, I'm not exaggerating for effect) ? Coming soon- the new Jeopardy category "Things Inhaled By Jemmy".
THE WISDOM OF OUR ELDERS...
Me Me, fed up with Yarnell's constant attention to her non-existent breasts, asked esteemed wisewoman Stretch Mark for help. Never actually having worked with Yarnell (or any other kid) did not deter Stretch from advising her that she should smack the kids when they get rowdy. Like that's worked in the last 3 years when Latoya tried it ?
Normally, I'm all for beating children (when psychologically torturing them gets boring), but I'd just like to refresh your memories as to how Stretch Mark practices what she preaches- come view the scars on Snot's arm, left over from Stretch swinging at Todd and making him go Deathmatch on 3 other staff members. Good times...
THANK YOU- I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK AT 6 AND 11...
Flamenco fans missed Jessica's dance recital this morning on the playground. Rafa and Cheezer accompanied her with handclaps as she tripped the light fantastic, did a mean fandango, and jiggled her unrestrained breasteses until one popped up and blackened her eye. Just kidding about that breast- it only left a red mark.
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