Autumn Splendor
USUALLY WE CAN'T EVEN PAY PEOPLE TO TAKE THEM...
Proving that some people have no taste whatsoever, 2 young ladies attempted to squirrel away with Squishme during a CBI at Valley College. Convinced that a Big Scary Black Man (aka Crust, a big scary black student) was trying to hurt Squishme, the 2 girls ran over and dragged her away. Latoya ignored my pleas to let them take her and attempted twice to explain she was with our class. They repeatedly asked Squishme, "Where is your mother, honey ?" It was only after A Non-Threatening White Person appeared in the form of Me Me that they finally agreed to bring Squishme back.
Without another word, they self-righteously huffed off while Babs yelled "racial profiling !" a few times for dramatic effect. Me Me swears she heard one of them say "That was my cousin. She has audit."
MAYBE HE HAS AUDIT- I HEARD IT'S GOING AROUND...
Not one to let others steal the spotlight, Jemmy treated the staff of T2 to explosive diarrhea four times on Wednesday. No word yet as to whether Bald also had explosive issues today or just called out so he could apply for other jobs.
GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON...
Or now, in Agga's case. Other than licking every phallic object in the room a few extra times, Agga seemed curiously unaffected by her first visit from Aunt Flow. To honor her transition into womanhood, Yarnell thoughtfully stepped on the leftover Halloween chocolate I was planning to give her, then wiped his shoe off on her white sweater.
SEPERATED AT BIRTH...
It's just not right to cruelly mock someone without even knowing their name, so I'll christen Biftova's dad as "Bifftovo". Enjoy him while he lasts- he won't be around much longer if Roberta tells HR about how he's been mouthing off to aides and TORs that she and Kim are unfit to teach because they are perverted, godless lesbians. Fortunately for Biff, Roberta wants to keep him around for the entertainment value. For the same reason, I've been begging all year for Loo Anne to put him in our room.
I miss having an ignorant Bench family member around to annoy me. Biftova (never actually seen together with Bifftovo- hmmm...) has taken to stalking Roberta by text-message and waits in the parking lot for her each day. Ah, memories...
FILLING IN FOR BALD...
Concerned that anarchy would reign while our fearless leader was away, Jessica asked both staff and students if they were behaving and offered to spank them.
Proving that some people have no taste whatsoever, 2 young ladies attempted to squirrel away with Squishme during a CBI at Valley College. Convinced that a Big Scary Black Man (aka Crust, a big scary black student) was trying to hurt Squishme, the 2 girls ran over and dragged her away. Latoya ignored my pleas to let them take her and attempted twice to explain she was with our class. They repeatedly asked Squishme, "Where is your mother, honey ?" It was only after A Non-Threatening White Person appeared in the form of Me Me that they finally agreed to bring Squishme back.
Without another word, they self-righteously huffed off while Babs yelled "racial profiling !" a few times for dramatic effect. Me Me swears she heard one of them say "That was my cousin. She has audit."
MAYBE HE HAS AUDIT- I HEARD IT'S GOING AROUND...
Not one to let others steal the spotlight, Jemmy treated the staff of T2 to explosive diarrhea four times on Wednesday. No word yet as to whether Bald also had explosive issues today or just called out so he could apply for other jobs.
GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON...
Or now, in Agga's case. Other than licking every phallic object in the room a few extra times, Agga seemed curiously unaffected by her first visit from Aunt Flow. To honor her transition into womanhood, Yarnell thoughtfully stepped on the leftover Halloween chocolate I was planning to give her, then wiped his shoe off on her white sweater.
SEPERATED AT BIRTH...
It's just not right to cruelly mock someone without even knowing their name, so I'll christen Biftova's dad as "Bifftovo". Enjoy him while he lasts- he won't be around much longer if Roberta tells HR about how he's been mouthing off to aides and TORs that she and Kim are unfit to teach because they are perverted, godless lesbians. Fortunately for Biff, Roberta wants to keep him around for the entertainment value. For the same reason, I've been begging all year for Loo Anne to put him in our room.
I miss having an ignorant Bench family member around to annoy me. Biftova (never actually seen together with Bifftovo- hmmm...) has taken to stalking Roberta by text-message and waits in the parking lot for her each day. Ah, memories...
FILLING IN FOR BALD...
Concerned that anarchy would reign while our fearless leader was away, Jessica asked both staff and students if they were behaving and offered to spank them.
posted by Fredrika Krueger at 12:37 PM
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