If It's Wednesday, This Must Be Chicken

To Do List For Room 602:
1. Congratulate substitute teacher for being willing to change a diaper.
2. Recommend Tard Blog to fellow sufferers.
3. Remove T-Rex's diaper from Yarnhell's head
3. Worship His Holiness The Dalai Bob-ba, best damn interventionist on the planet.
4. Wash Agga's tongue residue off dry-erase board
5. Remove Agga's diaper from Yarnhell's head
6. Wash diaper contents from Yarnhell's hair
7. Pray to The Goddess and ask Her to help me overide my desire to smack Yarnhell
8. Remove Dutch Boy's hair from T-Rex's hand
9. Apply salve to bite mark given to me by T-Rex
10. Pray and ask Goddess to remove the desire to give T-Rex a swirley
11. Remove Ray's slobbery tentacle from my arm
12. Berate an aide for sleeping while his students attack us
13. Wash Ray's venom off my arm before it can eat through my skin
14. Pray for a new job and the removal of desire to pistol-whip sleeping aide
15. Remove Dutch Boy's diaper from Yarnhell's head
16. Chase naked Squishme down hallway and bring her back to class
17. Fling kids on their buses and run before drivers notice any suspicious odors emanating from them